Who never lets us down
I don't need eyes to see the love you bring to me
And hope it will come true
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You never realize what kind of love you have, until you almost walk away from it; then it may be too late..
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say "my darling". But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said: "Pardon?"
Tuai padi antara masak
Esok jangan layu-layuan
Intai kami antara nampak
Esok jangan rindu-rinduan
Kalau ada sumur di ladang
Boleh saya menumpang mandi
Kalau ada umur yang panjang
Boleh kita berjumpa lagi
Hari ini menanam jagung
Hari esok menanam serai
Hari ini kita berkampung
Hari esok kita bersurai
Malam ini menanam jagung
Malam esok menanam serai
Malam ini kita berkampung
Malam esok kita bercerai
Hari ini menugal jagung
Hari esok menugal jelai
Hari ini kita berkampung
Hari esok kita bercerai
Batang selasih permainan budak
Berdaun sehelai dimakan kuda
Bercerai kasih bertalak tidak
Seribu tahun kembali juga
Orang Aceh sedang sembahyang
Hari Jumaat tengah hari
Pergilah kasih pergilah sayang
Pandai-pandailah menjaga diri
Mana Manggung, mana Periaman
Mana batu kiliran taji
Tinggal kampung tinggal halaman
Tinggal tepian tempat mandi
Bintang Barat terbit petang
Bintang Timur terbit pagi
Jika tidak melarat panjang
Ada umur ketemu lagi
Dari mana hendak ke mana
Tinggi ruput dari padi
Tahun mana bulan mana
Dapat kita berjumpa lagi?
Dian tiga lilin pun tiga
Tanglung tergantung rumah laksamana
Diam juga sabar pun juga
Ada umur tidak ke mana
Tuan puteri pergi ke Rasah
Pulang semula sebelah pagi
Kita bertemu akhirnya berpisah
Diizin Tuhan bersua lagi
I love this puisi soo much..well agak lama jugak laa kite cari this puisi...akhirnya dapat jugak dari sumber-sumber yang tertentu...hee~~..=)
VS
Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal : "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there!
God, I wish he'll come over to say "Hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li : "Hey!! What that's for?!"
Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for... .. !?!"
Li : "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
Hahahaha..funny huh? inda funny pun nda apa...ermm just want to share with everyone..and oh yeah..i got it from today-joke.blogspot.com....enjoy then..
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